A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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