in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We had to coat check the pizza.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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