oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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