a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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