Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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