that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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