He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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