BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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