forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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