i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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