if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just blew my weed a kiss
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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