And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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