ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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