I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Pooping to opera.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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