It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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