everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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