Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize
