Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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