And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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