it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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