u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's never too late to be topless.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
