i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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