arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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