I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dignity is for republicans.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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