I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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