put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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