I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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