You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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