I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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