WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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