I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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