When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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