I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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