it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
