This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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