He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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