My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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