I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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