naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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