What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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