you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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