As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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