Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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