i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's rum buckets o'clock
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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