i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
