Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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