I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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