He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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