There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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