I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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