Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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