from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
its liver damage thursday
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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