drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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