Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sponge bath it is.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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