I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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