Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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